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Dead Plants Engeldark Card
Dead Plants Engeldark Card

Dead Plants Engeldark Card

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: you gotta stop watering dead plants.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelope included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
$ 6.00

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